Welcome to another week in Crypto Twitter.  Salt season is fully upon us.  Fights, 1v1 contests, and free eth giveaways from barney are in full force.  We learned Satoshi is a time-traveling quantum computer alien, the earth is flat to some people, Lupe is a bot, and Messiah drives a Honda.  Pomp quit twitter, Bognadoff twins were arrested, MtGox can no longer sell its BTC, ETH is not a security, Parabolical Trav Capitulated, and  John Mcaffe was poisoned.  Til next week, if Crypto Twitter can survive SaltSZN.