Welcome to another week in Crypto Twitter. Salt season is fully upon us. Fights, 1v1 contests, and free eth giveaways from barney are in full force. We learned Satoshi is a time-traveling quantum computer alien, the earth is flat to some people, Lupe is a bot, and Messiah drives a Honda. Pomp quit twitter, Bognadoff twins were arrested, MtGox can no longer sell its BTC, ETH is not a security, Parabolical Trav Capitulated, and John Mcaffe was poisoned. Til next week, if Crypto Twitter can survive SaltSZN.