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Bitcoin bear in disbelief

July 22

-EXIT ALL CRYPTO MARKETS

-loomdart, DonAlt marriage under pressure after loomless FF

-When a nocoiner finally asks you about that bid coin

-McAfee predictions are a helluva drug
https://twitter.com/nondualrandy/status/1021055256405446657

-Zooko happy w/luxury groceries, Hayes: get on my level w/cars

-Rand’s N-Korean blocking policy, Romano ‘butt buddy’ discussion w/Cred, DonAlt

-Loomdart Polo support locking accts? DM if affected
https://twitter.com/Fullbeerbottle/status/1020963924513116160

-Shillexed intvw, not ackchually exposed

-Scams overview

-CryptoMedicated, McCormack salt

-CSW:”rather be dick than asshole”
https://twitter.com/ProfFaustus/status/989155582442659840

An anti-FOMO app where if you try to buy something that’s already pumped, all your devices lock for one hour showing just this pic


July 20

 

retard bagholder lifecycle:
-follow someone else’s decent setup
-setup fails
-whine and cry to said person afterwards about your own decision
-follow someone who’s superficially likable/inspirational for retards instead
-lose rest of money
-“crypto is a scam/I’m unlucky”

FYI on Max Keiser:

-“Monero written by amateurs”

-Bitmex CEO expects 8 or 9k rally then 5k, is our leader

-Pham:”no care about school shootings b/c home schooling”

-When you’re a lonely scamcoin dev
https://twitter.com/CryptoCronkite/status/1020127549505064960

July 19

-Crypto Dog EXPOSES crypto hating Rep. Sherman, h8rs say fake

-ETH client Parity drops wallet tech

-“Ambroid most overrated chartist” – Ambroid
-BTC hashrate ATH

-Kazonomics acct suspended, mixed reactions

July 18

-Kazonomics stops w/public posts over “racism, OG attacks”

-US crypto hearings report:

-AG hearing:

-freaky Trav lol

-Lost passw hypnosis only 0.5BTC upfront

Crypto Ed:”Mr Backwards biggest fraud in crypto”

Bitlord’s salmon shilling soy sauce swishing shakeout speech

MasterCard patent for managing fract.res. of crypto

Socal vs Shillexed
https://twitter.com/Socal_crypto/status/1019572058441777152

When you first registered on Bitmex after reading Forbes’ ‘how to short Bitcoin’ article and just trying to grasp what happened here

-Did top 50 2017 ICOs deliver…?

-CacheBoi, Ambroid salt

-CNBC LMFAO

-“Coinbase wrong about SEC approval of acq”


July 17

-Bank-backed crypto exch open

-Augur growth, bet on disease

-RIP Kodak miner

-Instit.$  thoughts

-Shilling  thoughts

-Binance SYS hack analysis

July 16

shows tweet activity, heralding new alt ssn?

-Move from 6k to 6.8k now enough for BTC euphoria
-5 books to convert a nocoiner

-Bitcoin dev drunk tweet still smarter than your serious tweets
https://twitter.com/pwuille/status/1019064420947746817
-“Shillexed lies, is cryptoWalk3r, part of P&D group”


-Blackrock CEO downplaying after yesterday’s article about exploring crypto:”no client interest in crypto”

-Shillexed popcorn delivers, Beastlorion:”pathetic internet bully”

-CFA exam adds crypto, blockchain

-Bitmain, P. Thiel invest in

-when the bull is faster than you
https://twitter.com/CryptoDeleted/status/1018796100055117825

 

When you’re everything Imperator would like to be

-mocho:”mucho sorry for undiscl. paid shilling”

-“Former gangster Broken Tooth signs poker deal after $750MM ICO”

-Breakthrough visualization of market secrets

-Mex CEO vs CNBCFM REKT
https://twitter.com/CryptoHayes/status/1018819681166155776

When I saw this from a distance in the Netflix overview menu I srsly thought it said ‘The ICO’… I may need help.

hunts undisclosed paid shills(discl: not my alt acct)

-TehMoonwalker, Cryptomist mentioned
-*whispers*DonAlt thinks alt ssn might aackchually come

-World’s largest asset manager explores crypto

July 15

-Romano issues challenge, 1 day later 1% of participants left
-22loops loses 60k+ followers  in Twtr purge (h/t York)

-meme with an ascii bunny holding a sign I can’t fit all this text into

https://twitter.com/LuminousNebulae/status/1018549255177244673
-ToneVays:”Tokenpay=scam”, Tokenpay:”who Tone?”

-Early BTC buyer=more authority on it/nah?

Messiah back?
-“Time exposure to market=crucial concept, prob not used enough in crypto”
https://twitter.com/caneofc/status/1018471366427803648

July 14

-“Eljaboom steals chart”

-TraderScarface, cacheboi fight, make up

-altcointhoreau makes fresh start -Malta=ez ICO money laundering?

-scambots now calling out other scambots
https://twitter.com/MattoshiN/status/1018191332978851845
1 year anniversary

w/Coinbase shade lmao, when platform that actually works during any major BTC event tho

-Kevin Pham forks again

-When the rig gets you jizzing

-CB perhaps maybe exploring , “but no guarantees so don’t pump anything OK”

-VIRUS RETURNS, rumors I’m him unconfirmed. Wen Messiah? Angelo?Ashdrake?

 

July 13

-Bitcoin used in 2016 US election campaign meddling, ban it!

-Novogratz dinner w/Ver triggers many

ATH
E T H givaeway, in b4 ban
-“billionaire S.Cohen to back crypto hedge fund”

-If you see a DEX shill tweet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-“Naval=crypto Deepak Chopra”, “what Vinny would be if smart”

-“Aug 10 for ETF is false, Aug 16 earliest, likely later”

-OKcoin US exch launch

is the new Kevin Pham, Phamily clone army soon

-Bitcoin Tre hacked?

-ETF news could be 3mo later than Aug10

-“8.5MM AUD bet: BTC price>BRK.A in 2023 to win 1.2BN”
https://twitter.com/tomwaterhouse/status/1016889716145176582

July 12

-Philakone victim of The Great ETP Whale Conspiracy Pump, movie based on true events set for 2019
-ATH for % of CT engaging Imperator as serious thought leader
-Twtr cleanse uneventful for many, D.Gokhstein down 75K organic followers/week

Trex lists

Tfw a very expensive coordinated attack is set up on a crypto exchange to ruin your trades all because the whales and big players are jealous of your size

-“Why “nobody is using BTC” based on tx, tps, may not be the case”

-BROKE HODLR suicide, troll?

-Gokshthstain buys everything

-Tether appoints mr. “Real” as CCO lol, h/t loomdart

-trade crypto in bull market
-quit job
-get rekt
-desperately take part time job b/c resumé fucked
-bio:”partially retired crypto trader”


July 11

-“Balina using hacked wallets story untrue, apologies”

-Messiah, purchasable vs. Patel’s book sharer

-K. Pham:”If I was FBI I’d kill me”

-Countdown till Twtr culling, gon be lonely soon
-MUE acq. for crypto marketplace

-Crypto wallet for Opera browser

-Nik Patel book shared, like using Piratebay/nah?

-50K organic D.Gokhshtein followers ragequit

-Tell the SEC why CBOE BTC ETF should be approved here:
-Why the SEC will regret this:
-CrypoKitties app on HTC phone
-Football great Ronaldinho launches crypto.. pls Ronnie no 🙁
https://twitter.com/10Ronaldinho/status/1015400186359746560
-“Balina’s , sent to eth accts earlier claimed hacked”


-Belgian salt avalanche reaches crypto
-“$IOTA toxic, no scaling roadmap”

-“Bcash wallet Cointext genius exit scam, stupidity?”
https://twitter.com/francispouliot_/status/1016913730234351618

A story in 4 pictures

-The Finney: “blockchain phone” endorsed by tech guru Lionel Messi

-The old ‘HW wallets in hydrochloric acid’ test

eats own dick w/creamy fluid

-Bloomberg Pulitzer material: “Bitcoin is falling”
-Ran Neuner w/classic shitcoin “announce of announcement”, gets tx rate wrong

-What is a market maker?

-“Udi W called Bancor flaw year ago”

-Vitalik clapping=the new BitConnect song

July 9

 

-“Crypto”=irl diarrhea-inducing parasite

-List of contrarian crypto theses

-“56% of crypto startups that raise $ with token sales die <4mo of ICO”

-nic carter with the fire vs Bancor
https://twitter.com/nic__carter/status/1016431328080879616
You know it’s crypto when you read the first 2 in 1 day: -“BTC to be worth $100MM in 2030?

-“BTC worth $100 in 10 years”

-$23.5MM Bancor hack

-hotdog eating=blockchain algo trading
https://twitter.com/NeerajKA/status/1016408087786344448
: “BTC mining cost price bottom=myth, will just rek high energy cost miners”
-Ryan X. Charles:”minority won the BTC/BCH battle, war is still going”, C.Lee: “LMAO”
-Roger Ver quotes Roger Ver, then comments on Roger Ver quote
-Bittrex adds
-Expedia no longer accepts BTC payments, Vinny responds w/Lightning sarcasm, C. Lee: “y u hatin lately?”, S. Mow:”Lately?”
-Fast Money back to phone Coinbase screenshot and line
-tm3k wokeness ATH
-is loomdart Satan?
-Everyone: “BTC will make a big move in a direction soon”
-London Imp College report:”crypto could be viable next step for money” ($ by eToro)

 

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